To: United Press
Attn: Editor in Chief
April 17th,1937
Grease is not the word. Nor will it evermore be the word. The fabric of time and space has nothing is store for you so just shove off into a black hole or something. Now with that all said und done, I shall hand you off to Turkey. There the Turks will treat you barbarically. A pie in the at the top and half of every hour until forced to surrrrrender your secrets of the Shanghai Wild Animal Park Scandal of 1936. It was only a little black rain cloud.
The Freedonian Dishwashers Union Army has been issued new orders from President Firefly***stop***Trial of Chicolini to begin at 8AM***stop***Sylvanian Ambassador Trentino holds troops on high alert at Freedonian Border***stop***Man who washed his feet in Lemonade stand still at large***stop***Mirror in the Teasdale estate still broken***stop***
The Osterlich border could possibly see a Bacterium invasion at any moment. Duce Napaloni of Bacteria has held his troops and flying dreadnoughts on Osterlich border. Adnoid Hynkel of Tomainia is furious with Napaloni's move will give speak this morning before the Osterlich people.
In Moronica, Moe Hailstone delivered a speech before the masses. Field Marshall Gallstone and Minister of Propaganda Pebble was also in attendance. Applause, cheers, and hisses were given during the speech. A gang of protesters stormed Hailstone Palace. Hailstone, Gallstone, and Pebble were lasted spotted running into a cave.
April 17th, 1937
Sincerely, Walter Leland Wilcox
dude are you ever going to actually write something??
ReplyDeleteIsn't this writing? Letters stung together to make words, words put side by side in a way to construct a sentence, sentences following sentences to make paragraphs, and paragraphs following paragraphs to to fill pages? I think that's writing.
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