Saturday, August 29, 2009

Through The Apple Sauce of Infinite Dimensions.


I'm just a Gigolo and everywhere I go, People know the farts I layin'. A magnetic band can be produced using the correct equation (K.E. = 1/2(M*V^2)) with the correct amount of amps. According to Kirchoff's theory of Magnetism using a closed magnetic loop equation with the result of (K.E. = 1/2(M*V^2)), then and only then will Gouda Cheese light up.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Like a dirt farmer dangling a carrot in front of a horse.


Post-eth the second. Some things have been bothering me for a while. My next door neighbor never says hello or acknowledges me or any of his surrounding neighbors. I think he's-a cookin'up a-some Meth.

Monday, August 24, 2009

History is Written by the Winners




Dear Mr. Dulles,
The Authoritative Denial of Truth. Is that what you have come to? Hmm? You did have power and you took it too far. You screwed up by ordering an invasion that was terribly executed. You and G.H.W. thought Mr. K. was a bit of a softy. So what did you do... you offed him. For what? Trying to fix the world. End all the tension and anger before what did happen could have happened? You are despicable in my eyes. To think that you would hire a man like E.H.Hunt to do what you wanted. Let us remember that Hunt was the lead Goon of Watergate. Was Tricky Dick in on it too? Remember back in mid '47, Ruby worked for Tricky D. when he was a Congressman. Nobody really forgets a thing like that. Most people just look past it. But I didn't. Lee was just blind-sided in the whole thing. He felt anger and loathsome thoughts about this place but he didn't do it...at least alone.

Another thing that popped into my head that might peak your interest. Did you know that Hoover had been keeping an eye on the Union Banking Corporation. As I am sure you know that the Union Banking Corporation was seized in October 1942 under the Trading with the Enemy Act as being owned by "enemy aliens." (cough) Nazi's. Prescott and Harriman were co-directors of Union Banking and both were on a first name basis with you. You worked closely with Nazi bankers and heiled Hitler on two known separate occasions. Also you were the Grand Architect of the BoP in '61... Mr. K. fired you. You being a bit pissed put a hit out on him. Your buddy Harriman mentions that he has an old employee/friend who owes him a couple favors. He introduces you to Hunt. You and Hunt already know each other from the BoP. You see this young man making his way up in the ranks and thanks to and his Daddy being old chums since the 30's you thought what the Hell. 'Might as well get him in on the action?' Enter G.H.W. A young man with a face like a raisin. He has cloak and dagger written all over him. With family down in and from the area, he knew where a good spot would be to rig a goooood hit.

The proper changes were made to the route by G.H.W., Hunt had his men Anti-Cigar and BoP vets hand picked for the job. Hunt made sure that they were in place and had there watches synced to the Hertz sign. 12:29:18PM 66F, the limoe makes a broad turn onto Houston Street off of Main. 12:29:40 66F NO BREEZE. The lead motorcycle countinues straight on Houston while the limo slows almost to a dead stop slowly makes the turn onto Elm. Fifteen seconds later, history is made. Thank you Mr. Dulles for fucking up History.