"I'm in a band", he states as he brushes his comb over to the side

A  series of Haiku's and poems taken from the words of the one and only... Mark Maddis.

The Band.
I'm ina band.  Sweet right?
My hair is beyond repair.
Who cares.  I'm ina band.

DOA.
I know we suck musically.
We got our band mentioned worldwide.
But yeah, we still suck.

Hair.
It was there before.
But not anymore that I see.
Its just not for me.

Women.
I don't care for them.
Oh how they fall before me.
I'm a guitarist.

Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Its cheap beer to drink.
It hurts to pee when I wake.
I often blow chunks.

Age.
Yeah I look fourty.
I'm only twenty-four years old.
Who cares what you think.

POEMS

Fuck You Rue Morgue
You know, I don't care what you people say,
From my opinion, Under A Nightmare is okay.
Its not just okay, its the best band by all standards,
You fucks at Rue Morgue are all retards.